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  • Writer's pictureJJ Bison

Bison Jokes to Help You Relax and Laugh

Bison are often seen as strong and stoic animals, but their jokes can be a refreshing change of pace. Laughter is a great way to relieve stress and improve your mood, so why not take a few minutes to read some bison jokes and let the laughter flow?

  • Why did the bison cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken.

  • Why did the bison get a job as a security guard? To keep an eye on the herd.

  • Why did the bison get lost in the cornfield? Because he was a-maize-d.

  • What do you call a bison that's always getting into fights? A buff-off.

  • What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of bison? The lawyer charges more.

  • Why did the bison become a therapist? To help others stop wallowing.

  • Why did the bison get a job as a conductor? He had one heck of a horn section.


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